1. Say at least one nice thing about the Obama administration and take a hunter safety course….Dick Cheney
2. Root out corruption in Afghanistan, no seriously….President Hamid Karsai
3. Take a hike…S.C. Gov. Mark Sanford
4. Act as though there is no”I” in the Senate…Sen. Joe Lieberman
5. I will not rip off cigarettes from my fellow inmates….Bernard Madoff
6. Read a book, now that I have written one….Sara Palin
7. Make a list of the top 10 things not to do with female staffers…..David Letterman
8. Hide the camcorder from all future boyfriends…Former Miss Calif. Carrie Prejean
9. Know when to stay off stage and keep my mouth shut….Kanye West
10. Make a decision and stick to it….Brett Farve
11. Come up with a better story on steroids than the one I came up with in 2009….Alex Rodriquez
12. Take a driver’s ed class and do all my scoring on the golf course….Tiger Woods